Don't feed them after midnight.

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Posted: 10 months ago

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welsh4evr's avatar

welsh4evr

Bring coffee, energy drinks and pizza and you will be allowed to enter

Posted 10 months ago

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AaronBarela

why were the lights on? true programmers type in the dark

Posted 10 months ago

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bmnbmn

with a tower of empty Mountain Dew cans by their side

Posted 10 months ago

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KaOrpheus

You could always just come bearing gifts of monster and chocolate!

Applause

Posted 10 months ago

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AnnaJellicle13

Aww xD

Posted 10 months ago

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moogloogle

OMFG, I love my field of study.

Posted 10 months ago

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casualteh

Hitman

Posted 10 months ago

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roadrage00

Every programmer I know would already have ear buds in and be listening to whatever they want.. So Ave Maria would not be heard. But I have ya an up vote - still funny!!

Posted 10 months ago

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BPaddon

What happens if you break the glass?

Posted 10 months ago

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maowz

They escape and you need to spend the rest of the day laying a trail of Cheerios back to the door.

Posted 10 months ago

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BPaddon

Hahaha. That gave me a good giggle. Have some karma.

Thumb Up (Hold This)

Posted 10 months ago

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stuckupduck

There are so many musicians who have pieces called ave maria: Beyonce, Celine Dion, Beethoven, Schubert...which one should we sing?

Posted 10 months ago

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GenRic

Gotta go old school with programmers, they are geeks after all. Beethoven and Schubert are the same I believe in lyrics just different sound; though Beethoven might not have have lyrics at all, not sure. Its still rather a pretty song sure to sooth the meek programmers.

Posted 10 months ago

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hoopyfrood

They actually all have the same words. This is what is called a "text setting" in music and there all lots of them, mostly religious music. Ave Maria and the Latin Mass are great examples as is the traditional Doxology that has many different tunes for it. Most Ave Maria settings are in Latin, but sometimes versions exist in the composers' native languages as well as other languages dependent upon which church is using it. An excellent example of this is Rachmoninoff's "Ave Maria"/"Bogoroditse Devo". I highly recommend a listen, especially the Russian version.

Posted 10 months ago

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samuke

I believe the Ave Maria they're talking about is the operatic one. *nod* I disagree with geeks being old school, however. Programmers are up to date on all the new technology. And as we all know from the hit movie Hackers (1995 starring Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie), hackers listen to tech and tech rock constantly.

Posted 10 months ago

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manicbunny78

I disagree with you disagreeing. Geeks are old school.

Posted 10 months ago

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Stefanie

We don't listen to classical music... Yesterday it was music from the 90's

Posted 10 months ago

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welsh4evr

It's usually nerd rap with us, bit of Mc Frontalot never hurt no-body. but classical does come into it when we're working major overtime, keep us chill. listening to nerd rap whilst hyped up on energy drinks is always eventful

Posted 10 months ago

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samuke

Oh fine, I admit I have entire albums of Beethoven, Bach, Dvorak (nobody knows who this is), and Mozart.

Posted 10 months ago

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stuckupduck

Dvorak made my instrument famous : Cor Anglais from the new world symphony

Posted 10 months ago

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samuke

I lived in Spillville, IA for a while, directly across from a museum dedicated to him and two brothers who made clocks. He wrote his String Quartet in F there.

Posted 10 months ago

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TheDarkWyrm [m]

I know who Dvorak is! He invented an alternate, faster keyboard layout! (joke)

Posted 10 months ago

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manicbunny78

Well now we know, because well Wikipedia, and maybe some vague bells ringing from eigth grade chorus ten years ago.

Posted 10 months ago

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manicbunny78

That last part was a lie.

Posted 10 months ago

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Viperious

i see you are on 14 likes, so i will help you.....

And. Here. We. Go.

Posted 10 months ago

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manicbunny78

Y u get so many down votes? O_o

Posted 10 months ago