The virginity is strong with this one

The virginity is strong with this one, skyrim language, vagina, yahoo answers

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Posted: 1 year ago

Hot since: 1 year ago

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Larak333

Haha not this one.

Posted 1 year ago

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sethamicone

Lol from what I've observed Skyrim and Oblivion both look like bad ass games, however, I had to stop and lol for a good thirty to forty seconds on this one.

Posted 1 year ago

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matoro1989

Yeah... my real-life-woman-with-boobs had no problem watching me play Skyrim as I hit the 302 hour mark (still on my first character).

Posted 1 year ago

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HelloImSomeone

Moms don't count

Posted 1 year ago

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matoro1989

I'm engaged to my mother?! With my grandmother's ring!? I didn't think I was a redneck, but wow I take the cake.

Posted 1 year ago

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brinnythepony

My boyfriend and I love playing skyrim so much, we debated nicknaming our baby daughter Skyrima. Or maybe Oblivia...
...meaning, somehow, between multiple characters and countless hours of FUSRODAH, we made a baby.

Posted 1 year ago

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dmkelly3s

FUSRODAH eh? So that's what kid's are calling it these days. Nice.

Posted 1 year ago

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reeah

My boyfriend is a huge LoL player but he still gets pussy.

Posted 1 year ago

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HGM007

Just because someone's a nerd it doesn't mean they are forever alone. There are some of us girls who actually find that cute in a guy. Some of us don't like serious guys.

Posted 1 year ago

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lewisss

This is rather amusing, although I will bet a lot of people who like this post are retards who think that anyone who plays skyrim is single and feels the need to wank themselves to sleep every night. If only they could see the world that I can, where it's possible to have a girlfriend and play computer games at the same time... Winning!

Posted 1 year ago

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matoro1989

Do they even know how rewarding it is to build a house together lanning Minecraft? Protecting her from skeletons and creepers? Trying to find her using landmarks when she wanders miles away without a map? (that's usually when we turn it to peaceful and enable cheats to teleport her back)

Popcorn

Posted 1 year ago

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jonny27

Repost

Posted 1 year ago