Something I am NOT getting my girlfriend for Christmas

Something I am NOT getting my girlfriend for Christmas, banana, cutter

Submitted by: probono in pic

Posted: 1 year ago

Hot since: 1 year ago

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ListerD3rdTech

Lorena Bobbitt 2.0

Posted 8 months ago

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killakillacam59

The trick is to have a Dick too big to fit.

Posted 1 year ago

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Gearhead

Looks like you're out of luck then

Posted 1 year ago

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iAteUrSandwich

"Something I am NOT getting my girlfriend for Christmas"
"Shut up and take my money"
Oh Tickld...

Oh You! (Man)

Posted 1 year ago

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MeBramesta

That could go from banana slicer to dick slicer in a matter of seconds

Posted 1 year ago

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Seanathon

thanks for explaining the title buddy!

Posted 1 year ago

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SeanWilliam

I know seanathon's reply was sarcasm but I am actually thankful as I did'nt get it, of coarse now ive pictured it and I want this image removed from my mind so screw you!

Posted 1 year ago