I made 400 dollars s*cking d*ck

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Posted: 1 year ago

Hot since: 1 year ago

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pulsefrequency

8001 dicks multiplied by, oh, 0.33 oz (10cc) per dick = 2640 oz = 78 L... so youre lookin at about 40 2-liter bottles of soda, or about 20 gallons (milk jugs). breakfast is served!

Smush

Posted 1 year ago

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ImASnake

39 2L bottles

Are You F*cking Kidding Me

Posted 1 year ago

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pulsefrequency

oh you dont fucking say, numbnuts

Alrighty Then!

Posted 1 year ago

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ImASnake

Well why the fuck did you say about 40 so you wankpancake?

Posted 1 year ago

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tsmcdonald

dos cuchillos is a big homophobe nerd

Posted 1 year ago

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dos_cuchillos

And you, sir, are a generic 'tard on the internet.

Posted 1 year ago

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dos_cuchillos

For those who bothered even calculating anything, you should have checked your logic first and realized he said "They all did" and not "They each did". Who knows if someone saves nickels, like some grandmas save pennies, and paid him a giant jar of nickels for one blowjob. It never states each person only had to pay one nickel or did pay one nickel each. The only implication of one person giving one nickel was when the word "the" was used, but the answer to the question debunked that only one nickel was given by any one person anyway. But I guess you just prefer the situation where a man sucks 8001 dicks in one night. To each their own.

Posted 1 year ago

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nadoss

repost

Posted 1 year ago

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Whispers

On Tickld? From when?

Posted 1 year ago

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mirvine [m]

Puts Ami Emmerson to shame.

Posted 1 year ago

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Shmurgon

Assuming this was over the course of about 12 hours, he sucked a new dick about every 5.5 seconds.

Posted 1 year ago

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Robeto

Being the terminator, he probably just ripped them off and beat nickels out of all of them.

Posted 1 year ago

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danfawaz

8001 Dicks....now that's what I call community service!

Posted 1 year ago

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samuke

Gotta love seeing people in the comments doing the math on this one.

Posted 1 year ago

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nostalgia4now

The sheer amount of cum involved in sucking 8000 penises, just the THOUGHT of that makes me gag.

Posted 1 year ago

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DragonMBlood

Their is no way all 8000 penises cummed in 5.5 seconds

Posted 1 year ago

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matoro1989

I know you're trying to look all smart with division, but depending on the dicks, Arnold's mouth is big enough for at least two or three at a time.

Posted 1 year ago

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edjones95

Who said anything about 5.5 seconds?

Oh You! (Man)

Posted 1 year ago

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DragonMBlood

Lol if you take the time he would have to get each one off individually within a night time which I used a 12 hour period would have to get each one off in 5.5 seconds

Posted 5 months ago

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cheden4

No one said they did... Really?

Are You F*cking Kidding Me

Posted 1 year ago

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Swizzlestix

Their... Really?

Posted 1 year ago

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AlexHarris6666

Cummed... Really?

Posted 1 year ago

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edjones95

He must have done his fare share of gagging too ;)

Surprised Cat

Posted 1 year ago

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matoro1989

ew...

Gag

Posted 1 year ago

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edjones95

Sorry, it had to be said. Here's a Kitten

Kitty

Posted 1 year ago

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matoro1989

Alls well that has a happy ending.

Gentleman's Approval

Posted 1 year ago

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hagawaga123

8001?

Posted 1 year ago

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iamawesome

Hahaha, wooow.

Posted 1 year ago