Submitted by sixpack
Posted 8 months ago
Hot since 8 months ago
Dammit, always proofread. *kid's
Posted 4 months ago
Why get a baby a passport? He'll never be able to remember where he's gone. It's like parents do it so they can hold secrets over a kids head for the rest of his life. "Remember when we went to Mexico and you barfed all over that sexy cabana girl?" "Of course I don't, I was freaking five months old."
-3 years later- 'I see you started drinking since a kid huh?'...'Nope, I was tired as fuck!!!'