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Posted 5 months ago

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owlhunter

http://www.tickld.com/t/25162

Posted 5 months ago

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Utetopia2012

First thing i though of...
"Just thinkin' o' John, Jackie..... Just thinkin' o' John..... "

Posted 5 months ago

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dicksplatter

> JFK died for our country
Lolwut?

Posted 5 months ago

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oxbaneox

Hmmm.... right right... but if I remember correctly there's a little commandment that states, "Thou shall not worship false idols." Which is pretty much anything other than the big man himself. Example: Jesus and the Cross. And no JFK didn't die for our sins, just our country. So I think what happens now is I say, "You sir are an idiot, and your argument is no longer valid."

Posted 5 months ago

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herbie4206

Fuck that this is the internets.

Play Time's Over

Posted 5 months ago

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Stevej255

Actually Jesus of Nazareth probably did exist. Whether or not he performed miracles, was son of god, etc, is whether you choose to believe it or not.

Posted 5 months ago

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kerrymosh

Slightly difficult considering I have a lovely vagina

Posted 5 months ago

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seano

nice call, i will stomp your dick off cunt

Alrighty then

Posted 5 months ago

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seano

amen! motha fucka

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Posted 5 months ago

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Archontor

No he only died for opposing racism and an unpopular war that eventually everyone regretted.

Posted 5 months ago

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johnsimmons

Surely Christians should wear an upside down cross à la St. Peter anyway

Posted 5 months ago

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johnsimmons

Bill Hicks, quality!

Posted 5 months ago

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James

Hellz yeah

You're Awesome

Posted 5 months ago

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hywynf

Nice!

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Posted 5 months ago

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garystu

Don't be a dick.

Posted 5 months ago

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kerrymosh

and neither did your imaginary friend

Posted 5 months ago

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Gweckley

The cross symbolizes the sacrifice He made to pay for our sins. Last I checked JFK didn't die for my sins.

Posted 5 months ago

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danzinnyman

Finally someone else agrees with me

Posted 5 months ago