Happy Valentines

Happy Valentines

Submitted by 400billionstars

Posted 3 months ago

Hot since 3 months ago

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dobre's avatar

dobre

haha, another attention seeking face shot at the end. LOL

Posted 2 weeks ago

Fozzard94's avatar

Fozzard94

why not

Posted 1 month ago

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bazaam

Haha i am amazed how many people commented on the OP... I originally only meant my comment as a sincere compliment, as I had a gf at the time and I think everyone should get to feel good about themselves. Little did I know all the lecherous commentors that would follow... =p

Posted 2 months ago

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madmacca01

:)

Boobies

Posted 2 months ago

chaosavatar123's avatar

chaosavatar123

Who come the face is blurred now?

Posted 2 months ago

captainkangaroopimp's avatar

captainkangaroopimp

Child pornography is on the internet, does that make it okay?

Posted 2 months ago

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mnbv0987

Hi let's go on a date. But I gotta be honest, I'm only in it for the cake.

Posted 2 months ago

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chrizm32

I, and every other member on Tickld, will date you. Where are you? I live in NE Ohio. Just kidding, I have a fiance, but I do have a friend who is single.

Posted 3 months ago

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bullseyed

People are complaining because she is whining about being forever alone when it is clearly her choice to be forever alone. It is like eating a sandwich, then complaining on facebook that you ate a sandwich.

Are You F*cking Kidding Me

Posted 3 months ago

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mrpetter

If the OP is the girl in the picture, than this must have been one of the most epic confidence boosts ever. My genuine congratulations! :)

Posted 3 months ago

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ElSyd

How are you alone on Valentine's Day, you're gorgeous, and you make awesome cake. Oh, I just answered my own question, all your boyfriends must get fat and eventually have to leave ;)

Posted 3 months ago

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kmjohnson456

i even bothered to scroll back up to the freaking top to like this one!!!

Posted 3 months ago

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psycholad

"The cake is a lie..."

Posted 3 months ago

Deax2er's avatar

Deax2er

I want some cake....

You Are Flawless

Posted 3 months ago

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fangus503

man, id be her forever alone

Posted 3 months ago

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InfectedSaintNic

This chick is awesome.

Posted 3 months ago

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Kinky_Little_Paradox

"No homo"? If you're talking about having sex with a woman then it's pretty obvious you're not gay..

Posted 3 months ago

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NayaRoyle

Because of the extensive use of the ":L" face?

Posted 3 months ago

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troybed

I care because it's sexist and I'm over it. It doesn't matter that's it's the internet.

Posted 3 months ago

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lilkliney015

She is sexy as hell!!!

Posted 3 months ago

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dexcutie

Y SO Single? (insert meme here)

Posted 3 months ago

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priddyma

Beautiful cake.

Gentleman's Approval

Posted 3 months ago

Bizzaro's avatar

Bizzaro

The Ginger bread house had better cleavage

Posted 3 months ago

Kinky_Little_Paradox's avatar

Kinky_Little_Paradox

Her hot what?

Posted 3 months ago

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cormac123man

Everyone thinks she's alone, who took the picture??

Posted 3 months ago

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penguinpip

Then explain to me the reason you think she put herself in a picture she didn't need to be in?

Posted 3 months ago

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Phexis

.

He's Right You Know

Posted 3 months ago

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kokofaser

what i forgott, i am well aware of my lack of punctuation and proper grammar but its not my first language and i havent slept in days, so ...

Can't Handle My Swag

Posted 3 months ago

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kokofaser

im sure its a very forever alone day for you poor lithle thing. anyway you can see tell the desperation of men on the internet with 124 comments on a post just because theres a girl on it. well yeah i agree youre not ugly but who the fuck cares. well a lot do as it seems. what i was gonna say is keep it together guys and your cake looks.. uhm.. yeah.. like a cake

Posted 3 months ago

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Phexis

Some of these comments are actually making me cringe as I read them. I liked your post for the cake, not because I'm a horny internet lapdog.

Ugh (Clint)

Posted 3 months ago

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jimpanse

the cake is a lie

Posted 3 months ago

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JacKSter

liar!

Posted 3 months ago

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makaveli2014

WHY DAFUQ IS SHE SINGLE!? cake's nice fair does but the girl's beauuutiful. Sincerely, ForeverAloneDude1

Posted 3 months ago

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Never

Holy fuck, that cake is SMOKING hot... Fuckin' tie-dyed insides, that's BRILLIANT.

Posted 3 months ago

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sidd

Oh, and to everyone giving the attractive lady abuse for being hot and single? well...there's your answer. Shut the fuck up you lonely judgemental fucks. and you internet folk wonder why you're single ;)

Posted 3 months ago

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sidd

That cake isn't the only thing that looks tasty ;)

Posted 3 months ago

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AidanJames1

Is that you? Damn I would be your valentine.

Posted 3 months ago

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Sparky17

I like C. Seems a perfectly valid reason. Also the same reason I don't want a girlfriend, you never know when they will morph into their true form!

Posted 3 months ago

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raadude

No way a chef like this is alone. Diabeetus is the way to a real man's heart. Real big man speaking. lol.

Posted 3 months ago

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Tanakalypse

its the internet man what do you expect. Who cares.

Posted 3 months ago

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piggiepoo69

Shes alone because she spends hours making a fucking cake.

Posted 3 months ago

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stin4thewin

That girl should not be spending VDay alone... unless she's batshit crazy.

Posted 3 months ago

penisman's avatar

penisman

ill take ya out?

Now Kiss!

Posted 3 months ago

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BigNickP

i'll be your valentine

Posted 3 months ago

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britthebes613

this chicks need for attention although still annoying and desperate is at least a step up, I guess.

Posted 3 months ago

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Sublem

Or guys assume she is already taken, most guys assume these things about attractive girls.

Posted 3 months ago

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cheden4

THANK YOU

Posted 3 months ago

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troybed

It pisses me off so much that everyone on here is commenting on how since she's attractive and single there must be something wrong with her. I'm so tired of seeing crap like this all over the internet. And I'm really tired of seeing all this "friend zone" crap that guys are always whining about. If a girl's single it's probably her choice. If she doesn't want to date you that's her choice. Get. Over. It.

Posted 3 months ago

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Fozzard94

May I just simply point out and I find it weird that I'm the first to do this who gives a flying fuck if she puts herself in her photos she is a very attractive woman and it's obviously not a ploy to get more up votes I'm sure she doesn't give a fuck what these drooling psychopaths think of her she knows she's attractive she doesn't approval so fuck off and shame on all of you

Posted 3 months ago

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CWalters

She shouldn't be alone because she is so pretty but she could be crazy...not likely. But there usually is a reason, or she could just be secure in her singleness.

Posted 3 months ago

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tomlol

That chick is hot. is she's alone on valentines day, there really is no hope.

Posted 3 months ago

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nivlac96

Timer...

Posted 3 months ago

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zugglit

I liked the gingerbread house that you made better. But, this is a close second. How did you get the rainbow effect inside the cake?

You are a welcome member of this community

Posted 3 months ago

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riceroni_jabroni

I knew the second i saw the post that 95% of the comments would be about how hot the girl is...i am happy to say i was right,

Posted 3 months ago

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Whispers

If you're so alone, then who took the photo?

Posted 3 months ago

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mhdalyn

Below is a list of examples of why I am ashamed to be a guy.

Posted 3 months ago

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AlxWes

This woman is attractive and has a sense of humor, but states that she is alone. She is: a) Lying b) In major denial about the sheer vastness of her friend-zone shadow and the poor fellows lost inside it. c)a Velociraptor, using her highly evolved brain to disguise herself and trap male prey.

Posted 3 months ago

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notchy

Well done with the cake, but really all we needed was a photo of the cake right? What's with the rest of the post?

Posted 3 months ago

Charlatan's avatar

Charlatan

You go to a fuckload of effort for the approval of this community.

Posted 3 months ago

applepie123's avatar

applepie123

Thanks for the avatar!

Posted 3 months ago

mjmerwin23's avatar

mjmerwin23

Marry me?

Posted 3 months ago

CapoeiraPanda's avatar

CapoeiraPanda

you are pretty, and you cook. you shouldn't be having any kind of trouble being forever alone.

Posted 3 months ago

isaacmacdonald7's avatar

isaacmacdonald7

but but but your hot get out there and try harder

Posted 3 months ago

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niceguy23

Oh, I would fuck your cake too. x

Posted 3 months ago

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niceguy23

Oh I would fuck your cake to. x

Posted 3 months ago

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niceguy23

You look lovely. I would murder you with a dildo then keep your body in my closet to fuck at my convenience. x

Posted 3 months ago

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tickldusername

My dick is cold, can I warm it inside you? No homo.

Nice

Posted 3 months ago

hazahaxa's avatar

hazahaxa

I do like black as well too be fair. I don't know anywhere locally that sells blue and it's a bit out of my price range!

Posted 3 months ago

Alkan23's avatar

Alkan23

Date me! Lol. Too pretty to be single.

Posted 3 months ago

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tleast

How much would I have to pay you to go on a date. *Cough, cough* I meant umm go on and bake me a birthday cake?

Puking Rainbows

Posted 3 months ago

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LukeS7

That's why you should think about how people will interpret it before posting; sarcasm doesn't work well over the internet unless it's extremely obvious. Not trying to rip on ya, just trying to give ya a tip for next time.

Posted 3 months ago

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kevmcq7

Think about it... attractive, likes to cook/bake, funny, and single. If shes single she probably either...
A. Picks douchebags and douchebags only
B. Is fuckin nuts
C. Lesbian
D. A prude

Posted 3 months ago

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jammons91

That's a lucky bottle of Smirnoff

Posted 3 months ago

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Porkchop

it's one of the disadvantages to typing, people have to interpret what kind of tone i'm using. when i said that i was making a mockery of the kind of people that like posts just for minor nudity or just an attractive woman by oversimplifying what they usually mean in their comments. i wasn't being sincere, just hoping that i could get some cheap laughs.

Posted 3 months ago

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Dariek

A girl on the internet?

Posted 3 months ago

StrongJohn's avatar

StrongJohn

The awesomeness of your baking continues to astound me. :)

Applause

Posted 3 months ago

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halfsquat

That's not true. I'm straight and I upvoted, because it's an awesome cake.

Posted 3 months ago

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Porkchop

i'm so glad that someone else gets the reference, plus you quoted it perfectly. +1 for you!

Posted 3 months ago

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RobboRidley

Shit. You're*

Posted 3 months ago

LukeS7's avatar

LukeS7

(this is coming from a guy) I would've given this comment a thumbs up had I not actually gone back and looked at your comment. Love how you failed to mention the comment was "show us your boobs then we'll like." That's not pointing out that someone has boobs, it's being disrespectful.

Posted 3 months ago

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penguinpip

You guys! Look here! In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand in her shoes! That COULD explain how Kyle got it in his vagina!

Posted 3 months ago

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NeverTogether

*happy

Posted 3 months ago

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NeverTogether

Frankly, it's an awesome cake. I'm not gonna suggest we marry/we fuck/you shouldn't be single, because that's disrespectful, but if I could make something that awesome, I'd be pretty damn happu.

Posted 3 months ago

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2bitgirly

The only way she could have made this more obvious is if she'd made pie instead of cake...

Not Happy

Posted 3 months ago

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twistedlemon

So you're: + attractive + Make awesome cakes + Attractive + Great sense of humour + Attractive And somehow single?

Posted 3 months ago

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penguinpip

Couldn't agree more

Posted 3 months ago

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marklaing

If there wasnt already a mention that she was spending valentines day with her girlfriend then this would read like some really awkward flirting.

Posted 3 months ago

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MovieMoments

Nah, this has so many upvotes because the cake is awesome and clearly took a lot of effort. I'd upvoted before I saw who had made it :-p Girls don't tend to vote because another girl is hot.

Posted 3 months ago

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Muhaha

So, in order not to be lonely I shall have to learn to bake awesomely... challenge accepted.

Posted 3 months ago

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stegair

i would finger you dead hard.

Posted 3 months ago

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nivlac96

And cake

Posted 3 months ago

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john16h

this only has so many upvotes because you're a girl, and you're hot.

Posted 3 months ago

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alkasha

Why aren't we friends?

Posted 3 months ago

Nikius89's avatar

Nikius89

cake? what cake are you talking about?! :D

Posted 3 months ago

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twistedlemon

You're awesome.

Posted 3 months ago

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zeldaalove

She's probably into girls.

Posted 3 months ago

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Mnementh

Damn, you got it before me!

Posted 3 months ago

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Kinky_Little_Paradox

Her hot what?

Posted 3 months ago

Kinky_Little_Paradox's avatar

Kinky_Little_Paradox

,

He's Right You Know

Posted 3 months ago

Kinky_Little_Paradox's avatar

Kinky_Little_Paradox

,

He's Right You Know

Posted 3 months ago

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RobboRidley

Your hot.

Posted 3 months ago

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Benbo15

HOW IS SHE SINGLE?!?!?!?!

Dafuq

Posted 3 months ago

Benbo15's avatar

Benbo15

HOW IS SHE SINGLE!?!?!?!

Posted 3 months ago

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Tyler2606

You are a welcome member of this community

Posted 3 months ago

applepie123's avatar

applepie123

Is it such a chore to enjoy some eye-candy as well as real candy?

Jack

Posted 3 months ago

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Kinky_Little_Paradox

Gotta agree with some of the other posters on here. Great cake, but why the pictures of herself again? (Two as well? Why do we need "me before I eat a cake"?) Pretty sure attention and compliments on her appearance was the motive here..

Posted 3 months ago

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Kinky_Little_Paradox

Jack Dee reference gets you an upvote my good sir/ma'am

Bless This Post

Posted 3 months ago

Kinky_Little_Paradox's avatar

Kinky_Little_Paradox

Jack Dee reference gets you an upvote my good sir/ma'am

Bless This Post

Posted 3 months ago

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NayaRoyle

Oh my god, I'm sorry :L I sounded like such a prat then :L And probably White Chocolate Sponge :D

Posted 3 months ago

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Porkchop

careful people, you may remember me commenting in her last post and getting the downvote of a lifetime for daring to mention that she had boobs, i also got a bollocking from a woman who clearly had sand in her vagina.

Posted 3 months ago

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halfsquat

I want cake now

Posted 3 months ago

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James

Wut

Posted 3 months ago

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AngryGoldfish

As Toby Turner would say... "Hototototototot"

Posted 3 months ago

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paco11

uh oh here comes all da haters.

Posted 3 months ago

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qwertytrewq

You're an attractive girl who makes awesome cakes there is no way you can't find someone. Then again maybe you are surrounded by idiots only because you're hot doesn't mean others around you deserve your attention ah well better look finding someone.

Posted 3 months ago

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qwertytrewq

You're an attractive girl who makes awesome cakes there is no way you can't find someone. Then again maybe you are surrounded by idiots only because your hot doesn't mean others around you deserve your attention ah well better look finding someone.

Bullsh*t

Posted 3 months ago

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Neddisalad

Creative cooking, and good looking. Jesus Christ you'd get a fucking.

Posted 3 months ago

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nivlac96

I meant like chocolate,jam or whatever

Posted 3 months ago

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NayaRoyle

Store bought/Shop bought... Premade and purchased from a supermarket :)

Posted 3 months ago

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rowdy13

macallan 18. like a sir.

Posted 3 months ago

Audio428's avatar

Audio428

This woman looks like she deserves to have a good valentine's day. The point is, what is she really like? Yeah, she's hot and can bake a cake, but what about moods and personality? That's what I want to know.

Posted 3 months ago

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nivlac96

What type of cake?

Posted 3 months ago

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NayaRoyle

I'm planning to spend my valentines exactly the same way, except with my girlfriend, and store bought cake. :D

Posted 3 months ago

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ktrattner

Green label?! Blue or black, friend!

Posted 3 months ago

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ryadssssssssssssssss

bitch bakes cakes?...i've never been more in love

Posted 3 months ago

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wpiening71

There is also a duck in this picture...

Asians

Posted 3 months ago

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decknine

Pretty sure she just likes the attention she gets off this site.. Plenty of us are attractive but we don't need to put up our face with every post.

Posted 3 months ago

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reices10

i think thats pretty awesome. and ill be spending my valentines day with a bottle of jager and work

Posted 3 months ago

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LukeS7

based off the negative one karma, I take it one of your potential suitors disagrees with me

Posted 3 months ago

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ripleysawzen

The difference is it's by choice.

Posted 3 months ago

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Jameso69

Your*

Posted 3 months ago

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LukeS7

call me "traditional" but I would hover hand the shit out of her (sorry had to) But seriously, you're a very attractive woman, don't be down about being alone; you'll find someone, just don't accept any marriage proposals on tickld, I can't see that going well haha

Posted 3 months ago

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HGM007

Hey, she knows her audience.

Posted 3 months ago

Andreita's avatar

Andreita

Of course they can be single, hence the word "probably" ^^ Either way, I don't believe she will eat this cake on Valentine's Day, because the icing and cream will spoil.

Posted 3 months ago

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hazahaxa

The general consensus among single people is to spend valentine's day with a bottle of vodka. Where are all my fellow whisky drinkers? Personally I'll be enjoying a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green Label. Mmhhmm.

Posted 3 months ago

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frankz

she doesnt date nerds..

Posted 3 months ago

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ianh16

How the hell are you single? Seems like you have plenty of people willing to be your valentine now.

Posted 3 months ago

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cobby

I don't believe a girl that pretty who spends time posting things on Tickld doesn't have a valentine.

Posted 3 months ago

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captainkangaroopimp

Attractive people can be single.

Posted 3 months ago

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haashimazeem

One will not know how she is alone...

Bullsh*t

Posted 3 months ago

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Andreita

She probably won't spend it alone and it's just so she could put a forever alone face on the cake. At least that's my guess.

Posted 3 months ago

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marni

how your forever alone no one will know

Posted 3 months ago

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jimmypage1026

You beat me to it man! Totally agree.

Posted 3 months ago

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Javanode

I can come no worries

F*ck Yea

Posted 3 months ago

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penguinpip

This is an awesome cake, but she puts herself in the picture just to get more votes!

Posted 3 months ago

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jacobherbert87

One does not simply propose because of a kick ass cake.

Posted 3 months ago

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bazaam

Just wondering how such a beautiful girl is spending valentine's day alone

Posted 3 months ago

Solb's avatar

Solb

Hot girl, Alcohol, Epic cake all in all a recipe for a perfect post :D

You're Awesome

Posted 3 months ago

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kommanderkool

Prepare yourselves.


The marriage proposals are coming.

Posted 3 months ago

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lemon1

Please be my wife. You and your Smirnoff.

Posted 3 months ago

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aghzombies

This post is heartbreaking. If you've already cut into that cake, it will be as dry as Jack Dee's wit by Thursday. My sincerest condolences.

Posted 3 months ago

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loooop

we salute you

Posted 3 months ago

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ethangrist16

I love you and you're posts so much <3

Posted 3 months ago

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rowdy13

there are worse ways to spend a day for sure.

Posted 3 months ago