Fozzard94
why not
Posted 1 month ago
bazaam
Haha i am amazed how many people commented on the OP... I originally only meant my comment as a sincere compliment, as I had a gf at the time and I think everyone should get to feel good about themselves. Little did I know all the lecherous commentors that would follow... =p
Posted 2 months ago
madmacca01
:)
Posted 2 months ago
chaosavatar123
Who come the face is blurred now?
Posted 2 months ago
captainkangaroopimp
Child pornography is on the internet, does that make it okay?
Posted 2 months ago
mnbv0987
Hi let's go on a date. But I gotta be honest, I'm only in it for the cake.
Posted 2 months ago
chrizm32
I, and every other member on Tickld, will date you. Where are you? I live in NE Ohio. Just kidding, I have a fiance, but I do have a friend who is single.
Posted 3 months ago
bullseyed
People are complaining because she is whining about being forever alone when it is clearly her choice to be forever alone. It is like eating a sandwich, then complaining on facebook that you ate a sandwich.
Posted 3 months ago
mrpetter
If the OP is the girl in the picture, than this must have been one of the most epic confidence boosts ever. My genuine congratulations! :)
Posted 3 months ago
ElSyd
How are you alone on Valentine's Day, you're gorgeous, and you make awesome cake. Oh, I just answered my own question, all your boyfriends must get fat and eventually have to leave ;)
Posted 3 months ago
kmjohnson456
i even bothered to scroll back up to the freaking top to like this one!!!
Posted 3 months ago
psycholad
"The cake is a lie..."
Posted 3 months ago
Deax2er
I want some cake....
Posted 3 months ago
fangus503
man, id be her forever alone
Posted 3 months ago
InfectedSaintNic
This chick is awesome.
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
"No homo"? If you're talking about having sex with a woman then it's pretty obvious you're not gay..
Posted 3 months ago
NayaRoyle
Because of the extensive use of the ":L" face?
Posted 3 months ago
troybed
I care because it's sexist and I'm over it. It doesn't matter that's it's the internet.
Posted 3 months ago
lilkliney015
She is sexy as hell!!!
Posted 3 months ago
dexcutie
Y SO Single? (insert meme here)
Posted 3 months ago
priddyma
Beautiful cake.
Posted 3 months ago
Bizzaro
The Ginger bread house had better cleavage
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
Her hot what?
Posted 3 months ago
cormac123man
Everyone thinks she's alone, who took the picture??
Posted 3 months ago
penguinpip
Then explain to me the reason you think she put herself in a picture she didn't need to be in?
Posted 3 months ago
Phexis
.
Posted 3 months ago
kokofaser
what i forgott, i am well aware of my lack of punctuation and proper grammar but its not my first language and i havent slept in days, so ...
Posted 3 months ago
kokofaser
im sure its a very forever alone day for you poor lithle thing. anyway you can see tell the desperation of men on the internet with 124 comments on a post just because theres a girl on it. well yeah i agree youre not ugly but who the fuck cares. well a lot do as it seems. what i was gonna say is keep it together guys and your cake looks.. uhm.. yeah.. like a cake
Posted 3 months ago
Phexis
Some of these comments are actually making me cringe as I read them. I liked your post for the cake, not because I'm a horny internet lapdog.
Posted 3 months ago
jimpanse
the cake is a lie
Posted 3 months ago
JacKSter
liar!
Posted 3 months ago
makaveli2014
WHY DAFUQ IS SHE SINGLE!? cake's nice fair does but the girl's beauuutiful. Sincerely, ForeverAloneDude1
Posted 3 months ago
Never
Holy fuck, that cake is SMOKING hot... Fuckin' tie-dyed insides, that's BRILLIANT.
Posted 3 months ago
sidd
Oh, and to everyone giving the attractive lady abuse for being hot and single? well...there's your answer. Shut the fuck up you lonely judgemental fucks. and you internet folk wonder why you're single ;)
Posted 3 months ago
sidd
That cake isn't the only thing that looks tasty ;)
Posted 3 months ago
AidanJames1
Is that you? Damn I would be your valentine.
Posted 3 months ago
Sparky17
I like C. Seems a perfectly valid reason. Also the same reason I don't want a girlfriend, you never know when they will morph into their true form!
Posted 3 months ago
raadude
No way a chef like this is alone. Diabeetus is the way to a real man's heart. Real big man speaking. lol.
Posted 3 months ago
Tanakalypse
its the internet man what do you expect. Who cares.
Posted 3 months ago
piggiepoo69
Shes alone because she spends hours making a fucking cake.
Posted 3 months ago
stin4thewin
That girl should not be spending VDay alone... unless she's batshit crazy.
Posted 3 months ago
penisman
ill take ya out?
Posted 3 months ago
BigNickP
i'll be your valentine
Posted 3 months ago
britthebes613
this chicks need for attention although still annoying and desperate is at least a step up, I guess.
Posted 3 months ago
Sublem
Or guys assume she is already taken, most guys assume these things about attractive girls.
Posted 3 months ago
cheden4
THANK YOU
Posted 3 months ago
troybed
It pisses me off so much that everyone on here is commenting on how since she's attractive and single there must be something wrong with her. I'm so tired of seeing crap like this all over the internet. And I'm really tired of seeing all this "friend zone" crap that guys are always whining about. If a girl's single it's probably her choice. If she doesn't want to date you that's her choice. Get. Over. It.
Posted 3 months ago
Fozzard94
May I just simply point out and I find it weird that I'm the first to do this who gives a flying fuck if she puts herself in her photos she is a very attractive woman and it's obviously not a ploy to get more up votes I'm sure she doesn't give a fuck what these drooling psychopaths think of her she knows she's attractive she doesn't approval so fuck off and shame on all of you
Posted 3 months ago
CWalters
She shouldn't be alone because she is so pretty but she could be crazy...not likely. But there usually is a reason, or she could just be secure in her singleness.
Posted 3 months ago
tomlol
That chick is hot. is she's alone on valentines day, there really is no hope.
Posted 3 months ago
nivlac96
Timer...
Posted 3 months ago
zugglit
I liked the gingerbread house that you made better. But, this is a close second. How did you get the rainbow effect inside the cake?
Posted 3 months ago
riceroni_jabroni
I knew the second i saw the post that 95% of the comments would be about how hot the girl is...i am happy to say i was right,
Posted 3 months ago
Whispers
If you're so alone, then who took the photo?
Posted 3 months ago
mhdalyn
Below is a list of examples of why I am ashamed to be a guy.
Posted 3 months ago
AlxWes
This woman is attractive and has a sense of humor, but states that she is alone. She is: a) Lying b) In major denial about the sheer vastness of her friend-zone shadow and the poor fellows lost inside it. c)a Velociraptor, using her highly evolved brain to disguise herself and trap male prey.
Posted 3 months ago
notchy
Well done with the cake, but really all we needed was a photo of the cake right? What's with the rest of the post?
Posted 3 months ago
Charlatan
You go to a fuckload of effort for the approval of this community.
Posted 3 months ago
applepie123
Thanks for the avatar!
Posted 3 months ago
mjmerwin23
Marry me?
Posted 3 months ago
CapoeiraPanda
you are pretty, and you cook. you shouldn't be having any kind of trouble being forever alone.
Posted 3 months ago
isaacmacdonald7
but but but your hot get out there and try harder
Posted 3 months ago
niceguy23
Oh, I would fuck your cake too. x
Posted 3 months ago
niceguy23
Oh I would fuck your cake to. x
Posted 3 months ago
niceguy23
You look lovely. I would murder you with a dildo then keep your body in my closet to fuck at my convenience. x
Posted 3 months ago
tickldusername
My dick is cold, can I warm it inside you? No homo.
Posted 3 months ago
hazahaxa
I do like black as well too be fair. I don't know anywhere locally that sells blue and it's a bit out of my price range!
Posted 3 months ago
Alkan23
Date me! Lol. Too pretty to be single.
Posted 3 months ago
tleast
How much would I have to pay you to go on a date. *Cough, cough* I meant umm go on and bake me a birthday cake?
Posted 3 months ago
LukeS7
That's why you should think about how people will interpret it before posting; sarcasm doesn't work well over the internet unless it's extremely obvious. Not trying to rip on ya, just trying to give ya a tip for next time.
Posted 3 months ago
kevmcq7
Think about it... attractive, likes to cook/bake, funny, and single. If shes single she probably either...
A. Picks douchebags and douchebags only
B. Is fuckin nuts
C. Lesbian
D. A prude
Posted 3 months ago
jammons91
That's a lucky bottle of Smirnoff
Posted 3 months ago
Porkchop
it's one of the disadvantages to typing, people have to interpret what kind of tone i'm using. when i said that i was making a mockery of the kind of people that like posts just for minor nudity or just an attractive woman by oversimplifying what they usually mean in their comments. i wasn't being sincere, just hoping that i could get some cheap laughs.
Posted 3 months ago
Dariek
A girl on the internet?
Posted 3 months ago
StrongJohn
The awesomeness of your baking continues to astound me. :)
Posted 3 months ago
halfsquat
That's not true. I'm straight and I upvoted, because it's an awesome cake.
Posted 3 months ago
Porkchop
i'm so glad that someone else gets the reference, plus you quoted it perfectly. +1 for you!
Posted 3 months ago
RobboRidley
Shit. You're*
Posted 3 months ago
LukeS7
(this is coming from a guy) I would've given this comment a thumbs up had I not actually gone back and looked at your comment. Love how you failed to mention the comment was "show us your boobs then we'll like." That's not pointing out that someone has boobs, it's being disrespectful.
Posted 3 months ago
penguinpip
You guys! Look here! In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand in her shoes! That COULD explain how Kyle got it in his vagina!
Posted 3 months ago
NeverTogether
*happy
Posted 3 months ago
NeverTogether
Frankly, it's an awesome cake. I'm not gonna suggest we marry/we fuck/you shouldn't be single, because that's disrespectful, but if I could make something that awesome, I'd be pretty damn happu.
Posted 3 months ago
2bitgirly
The only way she could have made this more obvious is if she'd made pie instead of cake...
Posted 3 months ago
twistedlemon
So you're: + attractive + Make awesome cakes + Attractive + Great sense of humour + Attractive And somehow single?
Posted 3 months ago
penguinpip
Couldn't agree more
Posted 3 months ago
marklaing
If there wasnt already a mention that she was spending valentines day with her girlfriend then this would read like some really awkward flirting.
Posted 3 months ago
MovieMoments
Nah, this has so many upvotes because the cake is awesome and clearly took a lot of effort. I'd upvoted before I saw who had made it :-p Girls don't tend to vote because another girl is hot.
Posted 3 months ago
Muhaha
So, in order not to be lonely I shall have to learn to bake awesomely... challenge accepted.
Posted 3 months ago
stegair
i would finger you dead hard.
Posted 3 months ago
nivlac96
And cake
Posted 3 months ago
john16h
this only has so many upvotes because you're a girl, and you're hot.
Posted 3 months ago
alkasha
Why aren't we friends?
Posted 3 months ago
Nikius89
cake? what cake are you talking about?! :D
Posted 3 months ago
twistedlemon
You're awesome.
Posted 3 months ago
zeldaalove
She's probably into girls.
Posted 3 months ago
Mnementh
Damn, you got it before me!
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
Her hot what?
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
,
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
,
Posted 3 months ago
RobboRidley
Your hot.
Posted 3 months ago
Benbo15
HOW IS SHE SINGLE?!?!?!?!
Posted 3 months ago
Benbo15
HOW IS SHE SINGLE!?!?!?!
Posted 3 months ago
Tyler2606
Posted 3 months ago
applepie123
Is it such a chore to enjoy some eye-candy as well as real candy?
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
Gotta agree with some of the other posters on here. Great cake, but why the pictures of herself again? (Two as well? Why do we need "me before I eat a cake"?) Pretty sure attention and compliments on her appearance was the motive here..
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
Jack Dee reference gets you an upvote my good sir/ma'am
Posted 3 months ago
Kinky_Little_Paradox
Jack Dee reference gets you an upvote my good sir/ma'am
Posted 3 months ago
NayaRoyle
Oh my god, I'm sorry :L I sounded like such a prat then :L And probably White Chocolate Sponge :D
Posted 3 months ago
Porkchop
careful people, you may remember me commenting in her last post and getting the downvote of a lifetime for daring to mention that she had boobs, i also got a bollocking from a woman who clearly had sand in her vagina.
Posted 3 months ago
halfsquat
I want cake now
Posted 3 months ago
James
Posted 3 months ago
AngryGoldfish
As Toby Turner would say... "Hototototototot"
Posted 3 months ago
paco11
uh oh here comes all da haters.
Posted 3 months ago
qwertytrewq
You're an attractive girl who makes awesome cakes there is no way you can't find someone. Then again maybe you are surrounded by idiots only because you're hot doesn't mean others around you deserve your attention ah well better look finding someone.
Posted 3 months ago
qwertytrewq
You're an attractive girl who makes awesome cakes there is no way you can't find someone. Then again maybe you are surrounded by idiots only because your hot doesn't mean others around you deserve your attention ah well better look finding someone.
Posted 3 months ago
Neddisalad
Creative cooking, and good looking. Jesus Christ you'd get a fucking.
Posted 3 months ago
nivlac96
I meant like chocolate,jam or whatever
Posted 3 months ago
NayaRoyle
Store bought/Shop bought... Premade and purchased from a supermarket :)
Posted 3 months ago
rowdy13
macallan 18. like a sir.
Posted 3 months ago
Audio428
This woman looks like she deserves to have a good valentine's day. The point is, what is she really like? Yeah, she's hot and can bake a cake, but what about moods and personality? That's what I want to know.
Posted 3 months ago
nivlac96
What type of cake?
Posted 3 months ago
NayaRoyle
I'm planning to spend my valentines exactly the same way, except with my girlfriend, and store bought cake. :D
Posted 3 months ago
ktrattner
Green label?! Blue or black, friend!
Posted 3 months ago
ryadssssssssssssssss
bitch bakes cakes?...i've never been more in love
Posted 3 months ago
wpiening71
There is also a duck in this picture...
Posted 3 months ago
decknine
Pretty sure she just likes the attention she gets off this site.. Plenty of us are attractive but we don't need to put up our face with every post.
Posted 3 months ago
reices10
i think thats pretty awesome. and ill be spending my valentines day with a bottle of jager and work
Posted 3 months ago
LukeS7
based off the negative one karma, I take it one of your potential suitors disagrees with me
Posted 3 months ago
ripleysawzen
The difference is it's by choice.
Posted 3 months ago
Jameso69
Your*
Posted 3 months ago
LukeS7
call me "traditional" but I would hover hand the shit out of her (sorry had to) But seriously, you're a very attractive woman, don't be down about being alone; you'll find someone, just don't accept any marriage proposals on tickld, I can't see that going well haha
Posted 3 months ago
HGM007
Hey, she knows her audience.
Posted 3 months ago
Andreita
Of course they can be single, hence the word "probably" ^^ Either way, I don't believe she will eat this cake on Valentine's Day, because the icing and cream will spoil.
Posted 3 months ago
hazahaxa
The general consensus among single people is to spend valentine's day with a bottle of vodka. Where are all my fellow whisky drinkers? Personally I'll be enjoying a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green Label. Mmhhmm.
Posted 3 months ago
frankz
she doesnt date nerds..
Posted 3 months ago
ianh16
How the hell are you single? Seems like you have plenty of people willing to be your valentine now.
Posted 3 months ago
cobby
I don't believe a girl that pretty who spends time posting things on Tickld doesn't have a valentine.
Posted 3 months ago
captainkangaroopimp
Attractive people can be single.
Posted 3 months ago
haashimazeem
One will not know how she is alone...
Posted 3 months ago
Andreita
She probably won't spend it alone and it's just so she could put a forever alone face on the cake. At least that's my guess.
Posted 3 months ago
marni
how your forever alone no one will know
Posted 3 months ago
jimmypage1026
You beat me to it man! Totally agree.
Posted 3 months ago
Javanode
I can come no worries
Posted 3 months ago
penguinpip
This is an awesome cake, but she puts herself in the picture just to get more votes!
Posted 3 months ago
jacobherbert87
One does not simply propose because of a kick ass cake.
Posted 3 months ago
bazaam
Just wondering how such a beautiful girl is spending valentine's day alone
Posted 3 months ago
Solb
Hot girl, Alcohol, Epic cake all in all a recipe for a perfect post :D
Posted 3 months ago
kommanderkool
Prepare yourselves.
The marriage proposals are coming.
Posted 3 months ago
lemon1
Please be my wife. You and your Smirnoff.
Posted 3 months ago
aghzombies
This post is heartbreaking. If you've already cut into that cake, it will be as dry as Jack Dee's wit by Thursday. My sincerest condolences.
Posted 3 months ago
loooop
we salute you
Posted 3 months ago
ethangrist16
I love you and you're posts so much <3
Posted 3 months ago
rowdy13
there are worse ways to spend a day for sure.
Posted 3 months ago



dobre
haha, another attention seeking face shot at the end. LOL
Posted 2 weeks ago