Submitted by 400billionstars
Posted 3 months ago
Hot since 3 months ago
haha, another attention seeking face shot at the end. LOL
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 1 month ago
Haha i am amazed how many people commented on the OP... I originally only meant my comment as a sincere compliment, as I had a gf at the time and I think everyone should get to feel good about themselves. Little did I know all the lecherous commentors that would follow... =p
Posted 2 months ago
Who come the face is blurred now?
Child pornography is on the internet, does that make it okay?
Hi let's go on a date. But I gotta be honest, I'm only in it for the cake.
I, and every other member on Tickld, will date you. Where are you? I live in NE Ohio. Just kidding, I have a fiance, but I do have a friend who is single.
People are complaining because she is whining about being forever alone when it is clearly her choice to be forever alone.
It is like eating a sandwich, then complaining on facebook that you ate a sandwich.
If the OP is the girl in the picture, than this must have been one of the most epic confidence boosts ever. My genuine congratulations!
How are you alone on Valentine's Day, you're gorgeous, and you make awesome cake. Oh, I just answered my own question, all your boyfriends must get fat and eventually have to leave ;)
i even bothered to scroll back up to the freaking top to like this one!!!
"The cake is a lie..."
I want some cake....
man, id be her forever alone
This chick is awesome.
"No homo"? If you're talking about having sex with a woman then it's pretty obvious you're not gay..
Because of the extensive use of the ":L" face?
I care because it's sexist and I'm over it. It doesn't matter that's it's the internet.
She is sexy as hell!!!
Y SO Single? (insert meme here)
The Ginger bread house had better cleavage
Her hot what?
Everyone thinks she's alone, who took the picture??
Then explain to me the reason you think she put herself in a picture she didn't need to be in?
what i forgott, i am well aware of my lack of punctuation and proper grammar but its not my first language and i havent slept in days, so ...
im sure its a very forever alone day for you poor lithle thing.
anyway you can see tell the desperation of men on the internet with 124 comments on a post just because theres a girl on it. well yeah i agree youre not ugly but who the fuck cares. well a lot do as it seems. what i was gonna say is keep it together guys and your cake looks.. uhm.. yeah.. like a cake
Some of these comments are actually making me cringe as I read them.
I liked your post for the cake, not because I'm a horny internet lapdog.
the cake is a lie
WHY DAFUQ IS SHE SINGLE!? cake's nice fair does but the girl's beauuutiful. Sincerely, ForeverAloneDude1
Holy fuck, that cake is SMOKING hot... Fuckin' tie-dyed insides, that's BRILLIANT.
Oh, and to everyone giving the attractive lady abuse for being hot and single? well...there's your answer. Shut the fuck up you lonely judgemental fucks. and you internet folk wonder why you're single ;)
That cake isn't the only thing that looks tasty ;)
Is that you? Damn I would be your valentine.
I like C. Seems a perfectly valid reason. Also the same reason I don't want a girlfriend, you never know when they will morph into their true form!
No way a chef like this is alone. Diabeetus is the way to a real man's heart. Real big man speaking. lol.
its the internet man what do you expect. Who cares.
Shes alone because she spends hours making a fucking cake.
That girl should not be spending VDay alone... unless she's batshit crazy.
ill take ya out?
i'll be your valentine
this chicks need for attention although still annoying and desperate is at least a step up, I guess.
Or guys assume she is already taken, most guys assume these things about attractive girls.
It pisses me off so much that everyone on here is commenting on how since she's attractive and single there must be something wrong with her. I'm so tired of seeing crap like this all over the internet. And I'm really tired of seeing all this "friend zone" crap that guys are always whining about. If a girl's single it's probably her choice. If she doesn't want to date you that's her choice. Get. Over. It.
May I just simply point out and I find it weird that I'm the first to do this who gives a flying fuck if she puts herself in her photos she is a very attractive woman and it's obviously not a ploy to get more up votes I'm sure she doesn't give a fuck what these drooling psychopaths think of her she knows she's attractive she doesn't approval so fuck off and shame on all of you
She shouldn't be alone because she is so pretty but she could be crazy...not likely. But there usually is a reason, or she could just be secure in her singleness.
That chick is hot. is she's alone on valentines day, there really is no hope.
I liked the gingerbread house that you made better. But, this is a close second. How did you get the rainbow effect inside the cake?
I knew the second i saw the post that 95% of the comments would be about how hot the girl is...i am happy to say i was right,
If you're so alone, then who took the photo?
Below is a list of examples of why I am ashamed to be a guy.
This woman is attractive and has a sense of humor, but states that she is alone.
b) In major denial about the sheer vastness of her friend-zone shadow and the poor fellows lost inside it.
c)a Velociraptor, using her highly evolved brain to disguise herself and trap male prey.
Well done with the cake, but really all we needed was a photo of the cake right? What's with the rest of the post?
You go to a fuckload of effort for the approval of this community.
Thanks for the avatar!
you are pretty, and you cook. you shouldn't be having any kind of trouble being forever alone.
but but but your hot get out there and try harder
Oh, I would fuck your cake too. x
Oh I would fuck your cake to. x
You look lovely. I would murder you with a dildo then keep your body in my closet to fuck at my convenience. x
My dick is cold, can I warm it inside you?
I do like black as well too be fair. I don't know anywhere locally that sells blue and it's a bit out of my price range!
Too pretty to be single.
How much would I have to pay you to go on a date. *Cough, cough* I meant umm go on and bake me a birthday cake?
That's why you should think about how people will interpret it before posting; sarcasm doesn't work well over the internet unless it's extremely obvious. Not trying to rip on ya, just trying to give ya a tip for next time.
Think about it... attractive, likes to cook/bake, funny, and single. If shes single she probably either...A. Picks douchebags and douchebags onlyB. Is fuckin nutsC. LesbianD. A prude
That's a lucky bottle of Smirnoff
it's one of the disadvantages to typing, people have to interpret what kind of tone i'm using. when i said that i was making a mockery of the kind of people that like posts just for minor nudity or just an attractive woman by oversimplifying what they usually mean in their comments. i wasn't being sincere, just hoping that i could get some cheap laughs.
A girl on the internet?
The awesomeness of your baking continues to astound me. :)
That's not true. I'm straight and I upvoted, because it's an awesome cake.
i'm so glad that someone else gets the reference, plus you quoted it perfectly. +1 for you!
(this is coming from a guy) I would've given this comment a thumbs up had I not actually gone back and looked at your comment. Love how you failed to mention the comment was "show us your boobs then we'll like." That's not pointing out that someone has boobs, it's being disrespectful.
You guys! Look here! In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand in her shoes!
That COULD explain how Kyle got it in his vagina!
Frankly, it's an awesome cake. I'm not gonna suggest we marry/we fuck/you shouldn't be single, because that's disrespectful, but if I could make something that awesome, I'd be pretty damn happu.
The only way she could have made this more obvious is if she'd made pie instead of cake...
+ Make awesome cakes
+ Great sense of humour
And somehow single?
Couldn't agree more
If there wasnt already a mention that she was spending valentines day with her girlfriend then this would read like some really awkward flirting.
Nah, this has so many upvotes because the cake is awesome and clearly took a lot of effort. I'd upvoted before I saw who had made it :-p Girls don't tend to vote because another girl is hot.
So, in order not to be lonely I shall have to learn to bake awesomely... challenge accepted.
i would finger you dead hard.
this only has so many upvotes because you're a girl, and you're hot.
Why aren't we friends?
cake? what cake are you talking about?! :D
She's probably into girls.
Damn, you got it before me!
HOW IS SHE SINGLE?!?!?!?!
HOW IS SHE SINGLE!?!?!?!
Is it such a chore to enjoy some eye-candy as well as real candy?
Gotta agree with some of the other posters on here. Great cake, but why the pictures of herself again? (Two as well? Why do we need "me before I eat a cake"?) Pretty sure attention and compliments on her appearance was the motive here..
Jack Dee reference gets you an upvote my good sir/ma'am
Oh my god, I'm sorry :L I sounded like such a prat then :L And probably White Chocolate Sponge :D
careful people, you may remember me commenting in her last post and getting the downvote of a lifetime for daring to mention that she had boobs, i also got a bollocking from a woman who clearly had sand in her vagina.
I want cake now
As Toby Turner would say... "Hototototototot"
uh oh here comes all da haters.
You're an attractive girl who makes awesome cakes there is no way you can't find someone. Then again maybe you are surrounded by idiots only because you're hot doesn't mean others around you deserve your attention ah well better look finding someone.
You're an attractive girl who makes awesome cakes there is no way you can't find someone. Then again maybe you are surrounded by idiots only because your hot doesn't mean others around you deserve your attention ah well better look finding someone.
Creative cooking, and good looking. Jesus Christ you'd get a fucking.
I meant like chocolate,jam or whatever
Store bought/Shop bought... Premade and purchased from a supermarket :)
macallan 18. like a sir.
This woman looks like she deserves to have a good valentine's day. The point is, what is she really like? Yeah, she's hot and can bake a cake, but what about moods and personality? That's what I want to know.
What type of cake?
I'm planning to spend my valentines exactly the same way, except with my girlfriend, and store bought cake. :D
Green label?! Blue or black, friend!
bitch bakes cakes?...i've never been more in love
There is also a duck in this picture...
Pretty sure she just likes the attention she gets off this site.. Plenty of us are attractive but we don't need to put up our face with every post.
i think thats pretty awesome. and ill be spending my valentines day with a bottle of jager and work
based off the negative one karma, I take it one of your potential suitors disagrees with me
The difference is it's by choice.
call me "traditional" but I would hover hand the shit out of her (sorry had to) But seriously, you're a very attractive woman, don't be down about being alone; you'll find someone, just don't accept any marriage proposals on tickld, I can't see that going well haha
Hey, she knows her audience.
Of course they can be single, hence the word "probably" ^^ Either way, I don't believe she will eat this cake on Valentine's Day, because the icing and cream will spoil.
The general consensus among single people is to spend valentine's day with a bottle of vodka. Where are all my fellow whisky drinkers? Personally I'll be enjoying a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green Label. Mmhhmm.
she doesnt date nerds..
How the hell are you single?
Seems like you have plenty of people willing to be your valentine now.
I don't believe a girl that pretty who spends time posting things on Tickld doesn't have a valentine.
Attractive people can be single.
One will not know how she is alone...
She probably won't spend it alone and it's just so she could put a forever alone face on the cake. At least that's my guess.
how your forever alone no one will know
You beat me to it man! Totally agree.
I can come no worries
This is an awesome cake, but she puts herself in the picture just to get more votes!
One does not simply propose because of a kick ass cake.
Just wondering how such a beautiful girl is spending valentine's day alone
Hot girl, Alcohol, Epic cake all in all a recipe for a perfect post :D
Prepare yourselves.The marriage proposals are coming.
Please be my wife. You and your Smirnoff.
This post is heartbreaking. If you've already cut into that cake, it will be as dry as Jack Dee's wit by Thursday.
My sincerest condolences.
we salute you
I love you and you're posts so much <3
there are worse ways to spend a day for sure.