Charlatan

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COMMENTS 35,418
BOOKMARKS 110
KARMA55,954

Basic Information

Sex Male
Age 25
Location Australia
Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

Nobody has an About Me quite like this. Nobody! NOBODY!

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  • Chef squid, as requested. Next up: a flying microwave sh*tting on a fridge
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Charlatan 0 karma 1 hour ago
Not really... I don't think any one movie poster can be credited with inventing standing.
Charlatan 0 karma 1 hour ago
Your cat sleeps? That's sooo unusual! Might want to take it to the vet.
Charlatan +1 karma 1 hour ago
Well not all Christians are Catholics, so I imagine quite a lot of them took it well enough.
Charlatan 0 karma 3 hours ago
You're not doing yourself any favours, man... And due credit is just common courtesy.
Charlatan 0 karma 4 hours ago
Mensa smart isn't really genius level. How did you find out you weren't wrong? Did they tell you? Lol.
Charlatan 0 karma 5 hours ago
I got the impression that you were less sensitive than that. You know, because you kept feigning indifference? The vices of disingenuousness, I suppose.

I feel about the same. From start to finish, completely superior to you.
Charlatan 0 karma 5 hours ago
You mean you didn't realise you were fucking it up. You should probably leave syntax well enough alone if your grasp is this tenuous. People in glasshouses, you know?

Way to fly off the handle. This is what I get for trying to nudge you in the right direction: a spastic and embarrassingly underqualified attempt at ad hominem. You should probably accept all the help you can get. Let your handler spoonfeed you, for instance.
Charlatan +2 karma 5 hours ago
That's not what "misconstrued" means. Don't use words you don't understand, lil fella.

Are you upset and trying to embark on a tangent because you know that I was right? Your post is shit? That's rhetorical.
Added"Grammatical mistakes along with entire misconstrued sentences are different." Different to what? Lol.
Charlatan +1 karma 5 hours ago
You paraphrased a sentence to make a non sequitur statement about its structure?

This is tedious. You're clearly an absolute moron, so I'll just let this post "fade away", receiving the occasional insult from other users struck by its vapidity.
Charlatan 0 karma 5 hours ago
Oh, this joke again.
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AstroMikeDexter [m] +6 karma5 gift!23 hours ago
Chinks for the kinks, Charitard.
NetherScorpion +2 karmaYesterday
Iwatchusleepatnight +2 karmaYesterday
UnnecessaryCheese +1 karma3 days ago
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Searley_Bear +7 karma5 gift!4 days ago
Thanks for the karma , Charlie. Bitches be hatin' on me making me crie :'(
Charlatan [m] 0 karma4 days ago
ur runeing tikld wit ur impossible standerds
Searley_Bear +2 karma4 days ago
I no. I shood just except dat tickeld is 4 Harry Potter n JLaw n not originel stuf. Dusnt matter if it's originel, just haz 2 b funni.
cloudspi +2 karma4 days agoThumb Up (Hold This)
Ta
Ihatechotchkies +3 karma5 days ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cDU3zxkA2I #ticklbeef #rap battle
Charlatan [m] +1 karma5 days ago
Lol you aight, you aight. I'll respond to this after like a week of furious writing.
Ihatechotchkies +2 karma5 days ago
Awesome. Show no mercy.
corinholloway +2 karma5 days ago
I like your about me. It's really unique. I may just copy it
Charlatan [m] +2 karma5 days ago
chosimbaaaa's is similar. What a coincidence! Great minds, I guess.
chosimbaaaa +7 karma5 gift!6 days ago
Thanks for the marma.
chosimbaaaa +2 karma6 days ago
Ha! You gifted me 2 and I never say thanks for a 2 gift, but I knew you'd gift me 5 for saying thank you. I'm a master of manipulation!
Normal_person [m] +2 karma6 days ago
I wisch I was a master of manipulaton like you chosambo
elJefePrincipal +1 karma6 days ago
Amongst all the comments yesterday, I really appreciated your helpful advice. Thank you very much.
Charlatan [m] +1 karma6 days ago
I'm here to help.

You know, in between berating people.
elJefePrincipal +1 karma6 days ago
Actually you teach me more new English words than my previous English school teacher. Prepare for some more karma.
Charlatan [m] +2 karma6 days ago
A German guy stayed with my brother and his housemates about two years ago. He compiled a list of words he overheard in coversation, and asked me their meanings. I looked over the list and found that they were all insults... All the words he heard from day to day were my brother and his housemates insulting one another.
elJefePrincipal +7 karma5 gift!6 days ago
Uhm, well, I can imagine. For your reference, have a look at a small, incomplete list of German insults.

http://www.hyperhero.com/de/insults.htm
TortugaEnojada [m] +2 karmaYesterday
I love that one of those is just "Analpenis." I think that works in English, too.
gr162256 +7 karma5 gift!1 weeks ago
thanks for the karma
syphs +1 karma2 weeks ago
Just wanted to say congratulations on the number 1 karma position dude.
Charlatan [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
Thanks syphman. Here's where I came from: http://i.imgur.com/CGkO5M7.png
syphs +1 karma2 weeks ago
You're an inspiration to us all dude.
Dr_Dubstep +2 karma2 weeks ago
Grats on #1 and putting that green fag in his place
Charlatan [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Right in the faggy position of #2. Thanks for the well-wishes moine.
Martony [m] +2 karma2 weeks agoWell Done
Grats on #1 dude
Charlatan [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Shoix man. It was worth trading in my soul.
santino158 +2 karma2 weeks agoLet Me Love You
that fucking Karma... jesus Christ if i was a slut i'd totally let you do me in the ass for free in the hopes that you would one day marry me and i would take half of that shit and be like 20th on the list or something.
Charlatan [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
9th on the list. Once upon a time, there was no limit to how much karma you could gift in a day. A few people threw around 1,000+. The end.
santino158 +1 karma2 weeks agoCool Story Bro
Dayum son... You sexy as shit right now
Charlatan [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
~*~I gOt ThAt BlUe TeXt~*~ from something other than reposting, too.
santino158 +1 karma2 weeks agoShut Up Baby I Know It
kokko +9 karma5 gift!2 weeks ago
thanks for the karma
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