Charlatan [66,145]

KARMA 66,145
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ABOUT ME Ironing out inevitabilities one at a time. Nailing jelly to the Hot page.
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Charlatan +1 karma 7 hours ago
Macs are shit. But look at my negative karmaz.
Charlatan 0 karma 7 hours ago
Apparitions of Rebecca Black. Neat.
Charlatan -7 karma 7 hours ago
With what?
Charlatan -24 karma 7 hours ago
I hold values that were respected last century, and they produced some of the finest mind humanity has ever fostered. All this bullshit about emotional scarring... Children are only fragile if you raise them that way.
Charlatan +1 karma 7 hours ago
The specifics have never been disclosed and probably never will be. I assume it's obfuscated to prevent people from attempting to manipulate it.
Charlatan -42 karma 8 hours ago
A Mac not only looks better than this, but it's better for most tasks as well.
Charlatan +5 karma 8 hours ago
You're destined to find your soulmate here on Tickld.
Charlatan -31 karma 8 hours ago
You're obviously new to this line of work. Either that or you're bent on raising a generation of wimps.
Charlatan +1 karma 8 hours ago
Why did you love that?
Charlatan -43 karma 8 hours ago
I am a teacher and there's no way I'd put up with this kind of shit. We've lost a lot of values in the last few decades.
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weekendwarrior +2 karma17 hours ago
Dear Charlatan,
I want some dezktop background. Can you use your magical powers to make these posts into desktop backgroundable images that are not blurry?
http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/703514
http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/1082766
http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/1038894
http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/745038
i will reward you with at least one karma
Charlatan [m] +1 karma17 hours ago
Dear Warrior,
Unfortunately those were all created in low resolution format, and most of the source material is pretty small as well. If you let me know your screen resolution, I can create some custom backgrounds in the next few days.
weekendwarrior +1 karma17 hours ago
i will be withholding my one karma until future notice
my screen resolution is 1366x768
Duncanhoopz +6 karma5 gift!19 hours agoHero High Five
Thnx 4 the karmas again man, and the karmas for me saying thanks last time and the karmas you will probably give me for saying thanks again this time.
AddedLol also blocked, definitely gay!
Charlatan [m] 0 karma19 hours ago
They know they can't fuck with you in a rap battle. So gay. Gay is an insult.
Duncanhoopz +1 karma19 hours ago
Haha of course it is, they wouldn't have blocked me if they weren't insulted by it!
Duncanhoopz +6 karma5 gift!YesterdayUpvote In Person
Thnx for the gift man!
Dylan325 +1 karmaYesterday
Christ you are one negative cunt, aren't you? I just started checking in here for the first time in about a year and everywhere I look there's some overwhelmingly negative and insulting shit from you. I'd expect better from a moderator.....just sayin'
Charlatan [m] +2 karmaYesterday
This is because of the Irish thing, isn't it?
Dylan325 0 karmaYesterday
There were a couple of things. One was my post, I looked through some of your past ones, but lol yeah the Irish thing apparently got my panties in enough of a bunch....
Charlatan [m] +3 karmaYesterday
Outbursts are in your blood. See: Irish Republican Army.
FIRST111 0 karmaYesterday
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Charlatan [m] 0 karmaYesterday
Oh, you know.
FIRST111 0 karmaYesterday
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Charlatan [m] 0 karmaYesterday
Nope, but I watched the film adaptation of The Kite Runner.
FIRST111 0 karmaYesterday
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Charlatan [m] 0 karmaYesterday
Not enough death. If Transformers is a 10/10, The Kite Runner is maybe a 3/10.
FIRST111 0 karmaYesterday
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Charlatan [m] 0 karmaYesterday
I told you, I never read the book. Your reading comprehension is 0/10.
FIRST111 0 karmaYesterday
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Charlatan [m] 0 karmaYesterday
2001 is a pretty good novel.

You probably sob and cry watching Friends, you fucking homo.
FIRST111 0 karmaYesterday
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Charlatan [m] 0 karmaYesterday
Nope. Now I'm never going to watch it because you mentioned it.
FIRST111 0 karmaYesterday
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MarriedToTheDoctor +6 karma5 gift!3 days ago
Thank you for the karma :)
AddedI am in a new place of etiquette....thank you again.
danitanzo +6 karma5 gift!3 days ago
Thanks for the karmas. I worked so hard on that manger.
AddedThanks again.
link1991 [m] 0 karma3 days ago
You still on this site? You must be ancient Tickld mythology now.
Charlatan [m] +1 karma3 days ago
It's like a meatgrinder, so in like three months 90% of users will have died and been replaced. Then we'll have a new set who need to learn of me all over again.
link1991 [m] 0 karma3 days ago
They will admire you for being 1st, come to you to kiss your ass and then learn to fear you through the evil deeds that spill from your words. Or have you simmered down?
Charlatan [m] 0 karma3 days ago
I have always been kind to everybody.
link1991 [m] 0 karma3 days ago
Riiiiiight, I will play along. "Yeah you are always the nicest person!"
LarryLargeBalls 0 karma4 days ago
Sometimes I spend hours scrolling through our comments, often going back to the beginning, and I weep a little bit.
Charlatan [m] 0 karma4 days ago
http://www.tickld.com/thread/473740
I have that one bookmarked in a folder called Hatespeech.
arandombear +6 karma3 days ago
I would really love to see the contents of that folder
AddedI vaguely remember seeing lots of comment chains from you that had massive negatives a couple of years ago. I wish I had been pragmatic enough to save them because they were fucking hilarious
Charlatan [m] +1 karma3 days ago
http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/37350 This doesn't have much negative karma, but it's one of my favourites.
LarryLargeBalls +1 karma4 days ago
They don't make faggots like that anymore.
thienv [m] +1 karma4 days ago
Charlatan [m] +1 karma4 days ago
I do. Wasn't aware they'd put out new material. Also I can't remember whether I told you that I'd listened to Within The Ruins' discography. Pretty nifty, man.
thienv [m] +1 karma4 days ago
Yeah they are coming out with a dual album "Juggernaut: Omega/Alpha" with my super mad l33t hack skills I got the album and it's pretty neat. Also within just came out with a new album tooooooo
Charlatan [m] +1 karma3 days ago
I'm gonna check out Juggernaut today. I've already heard Within's Phenomena, if that's the one you mean.
thienv [m] +1 karma3 days ago
Yup, that's the one. Let me know what you think of Juggernaut when you have a sit down with it ;))
Charlatan [m] +1 karma3 days ago
They kind of sound like Periphery and Periphery II, respectively. I think Alpha is better (MK Ultra is fucking mad).
AddedAnd the outro for Graveless fucking rules.
thienv [m] 0 karma3 days ago
They definitely stepped it up a couple from their previous album IMO, I can't get enough of it.
Kitya [m] +5 karma5 gift!6 days ago
Thanks for the karma, you delightful little possum
Kitya [m] 0 karma6 days ago
Thanks for the karma, you delightful little possum
HalfAnothersDozen +3 karma6 days ago
I hope you have a plan. @chosimbaaaa has eclipsed the 60k mark. It's only a matter of time before he challenges your throne. I am not saying you need to frame him for a karma train-style incident, but you should do something like that.
chosimbaaaa +3 karma6 days ago
Meh, Tickled will probably remove loads more of my karma just before I hit number one again. My mum tells me I'm her number one and that's all that matters to me.
Charlatan [m] +1 karma6 days ago
It's pretty much inevitable that you'll hit number one (provided there are no interventions). You've already earned by far the most karma, so you deserve top of the wall as far as I'm concerned.

Having said that http://i.imgur.com/6LpKqYj.png
chosimbaaaa +4 karma6 days ago
Nigga pls. I've been banned more times than ~just(SomethingGay)~ has appeared on the Hot page. Try me. (please don't, I'm on my seventh final warning)
creamchameleon 0 karma2 weeks ago
Screw you charlatan. You crossed the line
Charlatan [m] 0 karma1 weeks ago
Did I?
creamchameleon 0 karma1 weeks ago
Don't get smart with me you flea-ridden aussie kangaroo. You're in great didgeridoo this time! The internet police won't stand for it!
charmandercommander 0 karma2 weeks agoCoffee
I know we go back and forth and give each other alot of shit, but at the end of the day we still boys, right?
Charlatan [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
I am friend to the entire Internet.
charmandercommander +1 karma2 weeks ago
Not to mention noble and honourable patrolman of the vote page
CookieButter [m] +3 karma2 weeks ago
Sometimes I click on a really pitiful post just because I know I'll see your comment on there. I just like to think of the little sighs you let off every time you see one.
Added^That's a compliment by the way.
Charlatan [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
I find myself saying "fuck off" or "shut the fuck up" aloud every so often.
CookieButter [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
I'll add that in my mind for those really inexcusably bad posts.
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