Charlatan's PROFILE

COMMENTS 28,837
BOOKMARKS 103
KARMA40,752

Basic Information

SexMale
Age25
LocationAustralia
Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

You're not the only one.

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  • Total Up Votes 43142
  • 24976 Total Down Votes

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  • Almost downvoted for Chainsmoker's #Selfie reference, but my body couldn't resist the jungle beats.
  • What happens when you mess with Brian BEER!!
  • Seriously, I didn't ask you to sneeze.
  • I love this community we have here, it's awesome!
  • Cute has no escape
  • OFFICIAL chotchkie bulletin
  • The only mythology you'll ever need to know.
  • Milkshakes
  • I would like to add that SkateboardMan doesn't hold the rest of his beliefs!
  • Dating 101
  • thx
  • Be careful out there.

Recent Activity

Charlatan 0 karma 1 minute ago
I remembered her. She was a silly goose.
Charlatan 0 karma 2 minutes ago
The logical form of the saying is "You can't eat your cake and have it." Dunno why the nonsense version is so popular.
Charlatan +1 karma 6 minutes ago
This site seems to be about making funny posts, on the surface... But it's actually about trolling your fellow Ticklr. I confirmed this in laboratory experiments. You should spend one or two posts trying to reach -50, just to see how it goes.

This is a serious suggestion.
Charlatan 0 karma 11 minutes ago
They have only added a handful in the last few months, and said that they like to keep it around 100 active usermods. I don't think they care how many times you apply, and I don't think they ever get rid of applications, but there are currently many times more applicants than active usermods.
Charlatan 0 karma 15 minutes ago
We know, we just don't care.
Charlatan +2 karma 21 minutes ago
Pretty redundant post, mate.
Charlatan +4 karma 31 minutes ago
White is might is right is slight is tight.
Charlatan +1 karma 33 minutes ago
monkeywrench put out excellent content. ollynj27 was nifty.

This took its sweet time reaching the New page. You need to Chotch_Dog your posts.
Charlatan +2 karma 34 minutes ago
http://www.tickld.com/user/cwalters

Hell didn't ask me, the lying bitch.
Charlatan +1 karma 1 hour ago
What about Ask? Huh?
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chosimbaaaa +5 karma16 hours ago
Heyyy dude. Remember that we were talking on skype and you said that we were best friends? Well if you don't then it doesn't matter because I screen capped the whole conversation. Do you also remember the time you sent me the voice recording telling me you loved me and that no one should downvote my posts ever? Doesn't matter, I saved that too. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VBvXBupHzk
#StopDownvotingMyPosts
UnnecessaryCheese +1 karma14 hours agoFirst Time On Internet
Wow, you must be the coolest guy ever! brb upvoting all your posts
chosimbaaaa +1 karma7 hours ago
Yessss! Hot page here I come!
posterr +7 karma5 gift!2 days ago
Thanks for the karma
AddedCheers again char
MetalM1ke 0 karma3 days agoPopcorn
And people say IIIIIIII have fan girls....

http://i.imgur.com/nv7B03h.png
Charlatan [m] +1 karma3 days ago
Sexists say that. They're fanpeople, stop oppressing women!
MetalM1ke 0 karma3 days ago
Dammit! fanpeople it is!

ALSO, FYI.. I'm gonna tell her you are a sexy man beast and link her to this old gem http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kLzJkG6c0k
UnnecessaryCheese +3 karma2 days ago
Let me know if you find any polyps up there, bro.
MetalM1ke +1 karmaYesterday
Right. Cause me not being a cunt to someone automatically means I'm kissing their ass. I forgot that everything must be 1 extreme or the other.
UnnecessaryCheese +3 karmaYesterdayPower Cry
Most people, when delivering this kind of (eyeroll-worthy) information to a user, would DM them instead of commenting it on their profile (for the sake of discrepancy for the third party, if nothing else). You, however, have to be seen talking to ~*~TiCkLd CeLeBriTiEs~*~, so you chose to post it to his profile instead. "Guys look, look, I have his voice recording saved, I totes know this guy, haha wow I'm cool."

tl;dr i crie erytiem
AddedDiscretion, I meant to say.
chosimbaaaa +3 karma22 hours ago
If I pretend to know Charlatan will people love me too, Cheese? My posts always get downvoted and I want it to stop, it upsets me :'(
UnnecessaryCheese +1 karma16 hours ago
Can't hurt to try, cho. Just follow him around wherever he comments and attempt to neg him in threads, and people will totes think "wow, this chosimbaaa guy must be pretty cool if he's talking to Charlatan!"

Works like a charm.
chosimbaaaa +1 karma16 hours ago
K, I'll try.
MetalM1ke 0 karmaYesterday
I don't have a voice recording saved. That's from a thread Jill and I re-found last week. I'm on mobile at the moment or I'd link to it. It's in my bookmarks. And I don't care if I was seen talking to Char. I don't give a shit about "Tickld celeb" status. But you are correct. Discrrssion would have been a bit better than how I went about this as a whole. I guess I figured blocking out said users name would remove any problems but, meh. It was just for lulz.
REDACTED +1 karma4 days ago
http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/922648
Charlatan [m] +1 karma4 days ago
Thank you for this gift.
NetherScorpion +6 karma5 gift!4 days ago
Thanks for the karma dude, I'll get on the WoF someday
Charlatan [m] +1 karma4 days ago
Why do you try to mislead me? Where's the trust, man?
NetherScorpion +3 karma4 days ago
Trust?! Never mind trust, where's my fucking blue text?! Every other popular cunt has it and I'm way more popular than any of yous lot. Picfags have posters of me up on their faggy bedroom walls hoping to be like me one day, but they won't because they were born with the faggot gene.
jordie13 0 karma5 days ago
Quick question, I am on neither of the Walls of Fame, but I logged on today and have the option of blue, bold and italic. How does one earn the right to get this? Not complaining, I like having it, but wondering why.
Charlatan [m] 0 karma5 days ago
There are now weekly and daily Walls of Fame. Looks like you made the 24-hour upvote WoF.
jordie13 +1 karma5 days ago
Interesting development. Thank you!
chosimbaaaa +1 karma6 days ago
Russel Brand blocked me, lol (he was number 60!) I've got no idea why he was downvoted, maybe he upset some people? I doubt anyone is retarded enough to downvote him for disagreeing with me over such a trivial matter. Well, I'd hope not...
Charlatan [m] +1 karma6 days ago
It was probably the post which drew most disdain... Which is a bit dorky, since it'll be from regulars who recognise why it's bad, and they're all pro-harmony, supposedly above karma and downvotes. Sixty is fucking magnificent dude, it's probably even higher with no-name wankers blocking you pre-emptively.
chosimbaaaa +1 karma6 days ago
I know, considering how many people complain about "downvotes in ask" it seems to be quite a regular occurance... I'd say probably 25% of the blockfags I've never even interacted with, which can be annoying because I'm nice really, I'm just misunderstood :'(
Kazutria +6 karma5 gift!6 days agoBubbles
Thanks for the karma!
Kazutria +1 karma6 days ago
Why on earth do you give me karma for thanking you? That's the second time you've done that!
Charlatan [m] +1 karma6 days ago
I encourage it so that my profile gets more comments and people will think I'm popular. I wanna be one of the cool kids.
Kazutria +1 karma5 days ago
Aren't you already one of the cool kids?
Charlatan [m] +5 karma5 gift!5 days ago
My mum tells me I am.
theclash4 +6 karma5 gift!1 weeks ago
Thanks for the karmalade dude.
NetherScorpion +1 karma2 weeks ago
PROFILE VIRGINITY! Hope you've got protection.
Charlatan [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
Taking the virginity of this comment! FIRST!
eZVanHalen +5 karma5 gift!2 weeks ago
Thanks!
NetherScorpion +1 karma2 weeks ago
If I came to Australia, would you let me sleep on your floor?
Charlatan [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
You could sleep on the couch if you really wanted. But you have to pay your own way by assisting me in committing petty street crime.
joeyclavette +1 karma2 weeks ago
You hardly post anymore. More like Char-latin; because you're lazy like those south of the US.
AddedI honestly just though of Char-Latin and needed an excuse to use the phrase.
Charlatan [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
I've posted more in recent months than in the last half of 2013. More like... Not Joey.
dazzla727 +6 karma5 gift!2 weeks agoGentleman
Thank you for the karma
AccidentalJedi +6 karma5 gift!2 weeks agoShut Up And Take My Feels
Thank you for the karma, you could have easily just scrolled past but you chose not to, that means something to me at least. Cheers.
AccidentalJedi +1 karma2 weeks agoOMG!
More karma! Boy, I need a drink to calm down.
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